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A Chuck Norris Fact by Gpapanto A Chuck Norris Fact by Gpapanto
I know that the Chuck Norris jokes have gotten old, but I just couldn't help myself this time...

Just a little joke. Nothing too grand.
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I cant say nothing negative of Chuck Noriis, because he is like the most bad-ass guy i wish evade and meet; something i love of Chuck? The jokes of Chock Norris, like this: "Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked a saleman, OVER THE PHONE" But something bad about him, was his videogame, really, Chuck Norris once had a videogame, but the videogame sucks so much, that the company never heard of it again; the draw show once of his facts of Chuck Norris, something we wanted to do with that salesman on phone, the only thing i wanted, was see Chuck.
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:iconpotatogirllove:
potatogirllove Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014
This is what I wish I could do to them.La la la la 
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Professional General Artist
Don't we all? Thanks again. B-)
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:iconcerisbeech:
CerisBeech Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Student Writer
Onions don't make Chuck Norris cry, Chuck Norris makes onions cry!

Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares at them until he gets the information he wants.

The bogeyman checks his closet every night for Chuck Norris.

Hitler once referred to Chuck Norris as inferior once. What happened afterwards was ruled a suicide.

If Chuck Norris fought Mr. T, the fight would be so epic it would be seen-from outer space!

May the Norris be with you!
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Dec 27, 2014  Professional General Artist
And those are words to live by. Thank you and may Norris be with you as well. :iconnorrisplz:
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:iconcerisbeech:
CerisBeech Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2014  Student Writer
YAY!!!

Chuck Norris!!!

The all powerful, all American badass!!!
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:iconmaleficmeklord:
maleficmeklord Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2013
This is one of the most logical facts about Chuck Norris.
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013
Chuck Norris' video game was so bad that the company was never heard from again...due to Chuck Norris deleting them from existence since they depicted him so badly
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013  Professional General Artist
I do know the game of which you speak. I've seen clips of it on Youtube and it
is terrible. It looked like a five-year-old drew it with crayons.
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Terra-Nova1125 Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
What 'game' would that be?
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2014  Professional General Artist
Chuck Norris Superkicks 
www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQPodM…
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:iconterra-nova1125:
Terra-Nova1125 Featured By Owner Jun 7, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
oh wow that was bad...
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:iconartyom2013:
artyom2013 Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2013
And this is why they were deleted from existence
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:iconfugigalyland:
fugigalyland Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Hey!, can you make anymore?
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2012  Professional General Artist
I'll have to read up on all the other "facts" to see which ones I should do. Did you have any in mind?
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:iconfugigalyland:
fugigalyland Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yes actally, can you do: Chuck norris doesnt do push ups, he pushes the world down
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2012  Professional General Artist
Sounds like a challenge. I'll see what I can come up with.
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:iconfugigalyland:
fugigalyland Featured By Owner Oct 5, 2012  Hobbyist Filmographer
Yeah, I did not mean for it to be hard, but It is pretty challenging
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:iconpuccafan762:
puccafan762 Featured By Owner Jul 11, 2012  Student Artist
Superman has nightmares about chuck norris
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Professional General Artist
yet he still wears Chuck Norris pajamas when he goes to sleep.
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:iconpuccafan762:
puccafan762 Featured By Owner Jul 12, 2012  Student Artist
Lol
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:iconthe-max765:
The-Max765 Featured By Owner May 6, 2012
Good to see people still appreciate good humor!:lol:
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner May 6, 2012  Professional General Artist
Chuck Norris jokes will never get old.
Thanks for the fave! May Norris be with you. :iconnorrisplz:
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Chimera51 Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011  Hobbyist Artist
There is something that rhymes with orange. Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. The video games play themselves. Out of fear.

Chuck Norris can delete the recycling bin.

Chuck Norris's fist is the only fist that can beat a Royal Flush.

Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.

Chuck Norris can make a snowman...out of rain.

Chuck Norris doesn't throw rocks when he stones people...He throws mountains.

Chuck Norris taught Superman how to catch a speeding bullet.

Chuck Norris went on a buissness trip to Toyko once.Then Godzilla started attacking.So Chuck said"Hey!!Calm down."And Godzilla went straight back to the ocean.
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AnimeOtaku1020 Featured By Owner Apr 21, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
:iconchuckapprovesplz:
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Sep 4, 2011  Professional General Artist
May Norris be with you!
Thanks for the fave! :iconnorrisplz:
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ghost-freak123 Featured By Owner May 15, 2011
hahahahahahahahahaah hilarious
also chuck norris had a staring contest with the sun and chuck norris won lol
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samrules4 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011
wish i could do that
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011  Professional General Artist
Don't we all. B-)
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samrules4 Featured By Owner Jan 15, 2011
if i could do that i wont have to worry about stupid company's trying to get me to buy crap i don't want
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El-Drago-800 Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2010
This is my favourite Chuck Fact:

"Chuck Norris once walked down a street with a huge erection. Their were no survivors". XD
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Jan 14, 2010  Professional General Artist
Glad I wasn't there when it happened. :fear:
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:iconpatricknegro:
PatrickNegro Featured By Owner Oct 28, 2009
It never gets old because it is
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:iconhighwind91:
Highwind91 Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2009
I love these ,must find more
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Oct 2, 2009  Professional General Artist
All the facts you need to know, and then some...
[link]
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:iconshowmehawesomeness:
ShowMehAwesomeness Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2009
Even his foot is sexier than yours.
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Sep 10, 2009  Professional General Artist
His foot alone is tougher than my entire person.
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:iconshowmehawesomeness:
ShowMehAwesomeness Featured By Owner Sep 11, 2009
Dragons breathe fire but Chuck Norris breathes dragons. :iconchucknorris:
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:iconfreak-wannabe:
freak-wannabe Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009
chuck norris invented da but couldnt be bothered being arty so he round house kicked da in the face
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Mar 18, 2009  Professional General Artist
Chuck Norris puts the FUN in "funeral".
Thanks for the fave! :ahoy:
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:iconfreak-wannabe:
freak-wannabe Featured By Owner Mar 19, 2009
its kewl i love the chuck and he loves me he shows me this with his fists
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ShadowGuy640 Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009
lol!!! this is awesome!!
:cheese:
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Feb 27, 2009  Professional General Artist
May Norris be with you!
Thanks for the fave! :ahoy:
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ShadowGuy640 Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2009
WOOOOT!!! Chuck Norris!!
no problem. :w00t!:
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:icongouf753:
gouf753 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
lololololololololololololololololol
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009  Professional General Artist
Thanks for the fave! :ahoy:
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:icongouf753:
gouf753 Featured By Owner Feb 3, 2009
lololololol
chuck norris is the shit
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:iconjoesketchconcepts-da:
JoeSketchConcepts-DA Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008  Student Digital Artist
HHOORRAAA!!

thats frickin excelent dude.
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:icongpapanto:
Gpapanto Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008  Professional General Artist
Thank you! May Norris be with you! :ahoy:
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:iconjoesketchconcepts-da:
JoeSketchConcepts-DA Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2008  Student Digital Artist
you too

dont take shit from no one.
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XSamTehPirateX Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2008
Hahaha!!! This is so funny!!!! I loved this joke, until it was said 40 times a day T___T But your pic reminded me how funny it was!! :D Great job!!
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